When gravity stops we will be flung into space

Well it finally happened, one of the silliest questions I've ever been asked was today. I've been here about nine years and not one person has ever asked me if they keep the mountain open when it's snowing. But today an older lady from southern Arkansas asked me exactly that and it was barely snowing. Hmmm, and to think I resisted being a smartass. However if anyone ask me when the deer turn to elk...around September 5th.